10 Ways to Get Paid to Blog!

My personal favorite is #6. #4 is a close second. Thanks for the laugh – I needed it!

HarsH ReaLiTy

1. Keep telling everyone you get paid to blog until people give you money for your secrets.

2. “Borrow” photos from all the travel bloggers to make it look like you live a lavish lifestyle! Never be photographed without a beverage in hand!

3. Replace Blog with giant Starbucks Advertisement. No words necessary.

4. Inform your company you will begin blogging about work. Let them know there is an “easy way to do this” or a “hard way.”

5. Kidnap your neighbor’s dog and create a blog post holding it for ransom.

6. Start the first ever “Blog Maid” business and offer to clean blogs for a set price. English Maid outfit is optional.

7. Replace your blog name with “Google” and see how high your power ranking goes.

8. Change your book title to something about SEO, even if it is a poetry book, and sell that sucker! People…

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About armsakimbobook

I'm a mother, a lawyer, a feminist, a writer, a potter, and an inveterate and unapologetic New Yorker. My book, Arms Akimbo: A Journey of Healing, tells of my journey of healing over a number of years, learning to live a full life after I was molested by my father at a very young age. I live in Medford, MA, part time with my 11 year-old daughter and full time with our dog, Toast, and our cats, Samson and Hercules.
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5 Responses to 10 Ways to Get Paid to Blog!

  1. kavvzzz says:

    Why is this so funny….

    Like

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